11.7: it’s official! donald got totally ducked today! now it’s “lame duck donald.” don’t stand up yet tho, we still have 74 days!

11.5 update:

whew, ducking is hard! evidently fewer Americans like it than DUCK DONALD! expected. so the waiting continues… stay down duckers!

11.3 update:

it’s here! the campaign’s over! it’s the day to duck, people. with more than 100 million votes cast BEFORE election day, looking like the biggest ducking in history!

11.1 update:

some people will stop traffic to avoid the great ducking. Halloween was a non-holiday this year. we’re all looking to tuesday, which is TWO DAYS AWAY! check out the state of the big duck!

10.26 update:

donald loves to duck as much as we do! perhaps more. now he is ducking out of serious interviews.

10.24 update:

serenading the first lady, BE BEST and duck it yourself. see you on some exotic beach one day, sweet girl…

10.21 update:

people are more eager than ever to duck into the booth and get their duck on!

10.18 update:

our president endorses this campaign, donald is down with ducking! here he is at a rally talking about ducking out!

10.16 update:

record numbers are turning out for early voting. americans like ducking A LOT.

10.15.2020 UPDATE:

in order to save the senate, donald’s own party is ducking!

10.13.2020 UPDATE:

Donald is down to a 13 percent chance of winning! ducking is working for all of us!

10.10.2020 UPDATE:

Duck Donald works! since launching the campaign 10.3, Donald has dropped 5 POINTS in his chance of winning! keep ducking Donald, folks!

the voting booth is private, it’s ok to vote against Donald. you know you want to, so duck it all, check the other box for the other guy.

 i’ve decided i can do something in this, the final month before the 2020 presidential election. it took me a while to come up with what i wanted to say, something not rooted in hate, but in moving the country forward after the four years of “deconstructing the administrative state” (Donald’s stated presidential goal).

Donald has been successful in achieving his goal, so he and we can move on to what’s next. i wish he could see that and declare himself an unequivocal success, the only president ever to have such successes: the first CEO president, the first business president, the first reality-tv president, the first to use social media as a total presidential platform for communicating directly with the people. the first modern president to dismantle the presidency. i also wish the Donald could see how another four years might sully and soften the impact of his work. after all, you can’t deconstruct something forever.

i want Donald to retire and enjoy his late seventies in any of the resorts he’s built. i want him to relax, chill out, play golf and make shady deals on putting greens. when he’s a former sitting president, he deserves everything owed him for his service: thanks from a grateful nation, with well-wishes for happy golden years. possibly a court date or two to iron a couple discrepancies out.

we all should duck. Donald should duck out, we should duck the pain of more dismantling the administrative state. on my phone, “duck” always autocorrects a nasty four-letter-word. the queen mother of all dirty words…. “ffffuuuudddgggge,” as Ralphie famously said. thank you, auto-correct, for keeping me light and positive! i hate to hear me rant. i hate hate. i hate anger. even my phone is trying to keep me on the brighter side of life.

i didn’t even need my parents to teach me ducking things when they fly at you is a good thing to do. it’s an animal response. so, surrender to the day and you may live to have another one. hopefully better than the day before.

all i want is for the nation to have a wonderful, luscious 🦆duck dinner this year instead of a big dry 🦃turkey on thanksgiving (again with the Christmas Story!). i want something yuge to be thankful for in this odd, painful, fright-ridden year of 2020. duck and cover in the great national shitstorm!

the voting booth is private. duck in, duck donald, and duck out!

don’t duck uneducatedly! here’s the 1-2-3 on how to duck with style and grace

the alternative to Donald isn’t whom i’d prefer as president, so my vote is one to duck Donald’s rule in favor of getting back to work on what’s truly important: all the rest of us!

we can do it if we take it easy and work every day to make it better. pause that extra moment before reacting, be reflective, listen to a groovy song or read a 1 minute prosaic thingy.

~ a better world is possible ~

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